Joe Buck walks the line between laughter and liturgy. A stand-up comedian turned nourishment conjuror, he founded Black Oath Provisions not as a brand, but as a rite — a ritual response to the chaos of modern mornings. Rooted in lived experience, Joe’s creations are plant-based spells disguised as overnight oats. Minimal in ingredients, maximal in intention, each offering invites you to slow down, eat with reverence, and begin your day not with a scroll, but with a sacred pause. When not crafting provisions, he produces comedy shows, volunteers with local nonprofits, and hosts a podcast that wanders between humor and healing. This isn’t wellness for the elite. It’s ritual for the real ones.
Feed the ritual. Keep the oath.

Black Oath Provisions began with a single sacred vessel: our vegan and gluten-free overnight oats. Designed as a modern ritual, this offering honors the sacred act of nourishment—minimalist in ingredients, maximal in intention. As our circle expands, so too will our altar of provisions. We are conjuring new vegan products to awaken your mornings, fuel your spells, and mark the passage of days with reverence. Each item will be crafted with the same care, plant-based ethos, and esoteric soul that defines the Oath.

Indulge in rich, ritual-crafted provisions that honor your hunger and your healing.
Tap in. Taste devotion.

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• Wear the Oath